Bare

Solemn dreary Saturday evening

watching the winter trees motion

swaying and dancing but empty and bare

when out of nowhere came the notion

The tree like me, continues to live

Even though it's empty and has nothing to give

Maybe this is all there is

Watching the sun as she slowly sets

knowing that time she never forgets

Up high the angels place their bets

a penny for your thoughts

a nickel for regrets

a thousand dimes of remittance 

Couldn’t pay off my debts

If I ever knew what happiness was

I'm sure you were there

If I ever felt what true love does

I'm sure you did it

If longing was teardrops

And desire was dew

I’d be drowning in longing

and desire for you

If your grief was a breeze

and the winds were your sorrow

I’d keep you warm

With the hope of tomorrow

The winds can't blow everyday

They have to stop for a while

and then the sun will come out and play

In the corners of your smile

Twisted Haikus

If you’re ever stoned

and then you end up in church

you’ll probably laugh

Homeless dude asked me,

“Brother, could you spare some change?”

I said, “No.”  Scumbag.

I think that I’m black

But then I look at my wang

Nope, it’s a pink crayon

If I had a boy

I wouldn’t play with his dick

Cuz that would be sick

If Jeffrey Dahmer

invites you to eat dinner

Politely decline

Whoever you are

One fact unites everyone:

Midgets are funny

I hope when I die

My casket gets tipped over

And somehow, I fart

If you have trouble

with stamina in the bed

think of dead kitties

If you’re really drunk

and you have sex with a dog

that’s not an excuse

I was watching Alf

and then I thought to myself,

Hmm...Alf has no cock

 

Once I was trippin

and then I looked at my wall

For like two hours

Went to a concert

Dude asked, “Do you need tickets?”

I said, “No.” Dumbass.

How come, every time

I’m at the supermarket,

Old chicks stare at me?

Robert Dinero

his face always seems to say,

“What’s that foul odor?”

When I shave my balls

and I cut myself, I think,

“Please balls, dont fall out.”

I have cottonmouth

I need some gum or a drink

Sex would be good too

If you had 5 kids

And one was murdered

You’d have 4 kids left

I went to the south

It’s a nice place to visit

If you’re a white guy

I went to Brooklyn

It sucked. It would’ve been fun

If I was not white

I went to Paris

Some dude said, “Meeshur!” I said,

“Meeshur is horny!”

When I masturbate

And people call me and talk

I finish the job

 

It is amusing

When a grown man says the word,

“Poopie.” heh heh heh

I think to myself,

when a cheerleader walks by,

“Wish I had ether.”

Sometimes when I fart

I’ll shove my face in my crotch

yes...I’m a sick fuck

Christmas at my house:

No tree, No presents, no sleigh

Just weed, booze, and whores

Stressin

Shifting and unsettled

like pebbles on the ocean floor

you approach my blind side

hoping your smell wont give you away

Bad news my dear

You cant hide from something that's a part of you

Like a dog chasing his tail

You will never win

So lose gracefully

Move on

Stress is like plaque

Slowly building up

Until finally, you clean it out

How do you clean it out?

Many people have many different forms of stress release

What if the thing you rely on to release your stress,

becomes the source of your stressors?

What then?

Goddamn stress building up like plaque

And when I close my eyes I don't see black

I see red, people dead, gettin shot full of lead, on their deathbed

I try to cope, smoke some more dope

Try to keep some hope

Before I hang myself with a rope

But the drugs don't satisfy

only temporarily pacify

the demons inside my soul

I wish I could control

But their bone deep, so i don't even bother

Built up over a lifetime from the lack of a father

Mom can't stay off the bottle

kids at school laugh cuz I waddle

And I got the ghetto turn signal that ya gotta toggle

And then people have the nerve to ask me

Whats your boggle?

Well the problem is honey

Without love, guidance, or money

Some cuts never heal

and its hard to tell whats real

and only morbid things appeal

When the evening news is comedy

And you laugh watching lobotomies

and your idea of sex is sodomy

Something went wrong

forced to be too strong

strength turned into sickness

my skin increased in thickness

and now the only things that bring me pleasure

i snort, inject, or measure

So welcome to my world

population 1

Don't worry bout that gun

I just carry it for fun

But sometimes something itches

When I look at all these bitches

Bleach blonde f-a-geez

driving daddy's s-u-veez

And then my grip gets tighter

my knuckles getting whiter

smith and wesson

teach the kids a lesson

And maybe some kid somewhere in sorrow

Won't get picked on tomorrow

Pile of Smiles

I was laying in bed and looking at space

when reality bitch-slapped me across the face

Something opened my eyes

made me realize

I can now see through your lies

It's amazing how the way you touch my hand

makes me bury my head in the sand

The way you slide your fingers up my wrist

helps me forget I'm just one on your list

I put you on this pedestal, like what we had was unique

how could I be so blind week after week

Why do I allow myself to get fished in

to your pile of smiles and shit and sin?

Katie

She said that her name was Katie

and that she drove a Mercedes

I said, “I promise my lady,

my love is strong like KB's"

I'll have you foamin like rabies

and have you cryin like babies

and have you scratchin likes scabies

and have you burnin like hades

until you pushin up daises

but I can see from these lazies

that your thinkin that im crazy

but baby this is all gravy

and maybe my eyes are hazy

but you are lookin quite tasty

your lookin sweet like a pastry

and maybe im bein hasty

but your outfits lookin racy

and I can see somethin lacey

and I would like if ya taste me

no other lover can face me

so baby will you embrace me?”

Fuckin bitch maced me.